I'd rather have a Lark Voorhies origin story myself.

Huh. Me and the guys just played Settlers of Catan.

me too, and i still have no idea who the fuck he is, except that he looks like a muppet washed on hot.

Thor *might* be getting a haircut too!

you know they make decaf now?

People can't enjoy a movie anymore. They have to either worship it or hate it, and let everyone in their social media circles know exactly how they feel.

we are talking about people on Reddit here….

Hang on to that one, my friend.

Hugo Strange has not posted enough gently humorous memes to be George Takei.

You have to say it in a french accent.

I think the most perfect comment thread would result from a HateSong by Amelie Gillette.

If you see her around, perhaps at the homecoming game or a local malt shop, tell her she sucks for me, would you?

People in different eras sure had different outlooks on things. We are so much more enlightened now!

So this lady is a comedian? huh. After the initial comment, the interviewer had to make most of the jokes.
EDIT: i have since watched that "Becoming an Adult" clip. There are no jokes there either, unless "talking funny" is now a joke. But i'm sure that can't be right, because making fun of the way people talk would be…

How many people do they lose on a normal zeppelin flight? 8? 10? this is nothing.

They were going to have the explosion right in the middle, and the rest of the series be about life afterwards, but Sasha Baron Cohen talked them out of it.

All live, never on a floppy disk!

No, but there is an animated stick figure wearing a hard hat and digging with a shovel, with "Under Construction" flashing underneath

canned fruit salad hours.

And why does this guy call himself "Friend?" he sure isn't acting friendly!