Please, tell us more about this integrity, MTV Movie Awards watcher…

Mean either

More like "Sam and Rebecca."

Anonymous' preferred website for posting videos? Chumhum.

But which prequel will I get to ignore first?!

Have you been living under a rock? O'Neal's been mining GOLD out of that show's existence!

The kind that just snaps right off!

Mine neithers!

Gonna miss you on this site, Mr. Tobias. I can't even remember how many films you turned me on to. If it weren't for you I probably never would've seen A Tale Of Two Sisters, Martyrs, House and many others. I've seen old favorites in a new light thanks to this column and have felt validation when one of the films I…

I think you're only blue in the face, tho

Go ram it!

He's "more fart machine than man," now…

stop it

No, you're thinking of River

I JERK OFF WHENEVER I SEE DOCTOR WHO

Slice and dice!

Top Of The Lake's two hours long next week.

"I killed the crap out of him!"

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