Is this secretly about Katrina? Did Lynyrd Skynyrd cause that?

Heard in the offices of The AV Club:

I also like them. A lot more than stupid Ron Cadillac.

Well, I mean…he is irreplaceable and it did suck hearing that character with another voice coming out it. Hamm's great and all but…couldn't they have found someone that sounded similar?

you're bad at counting fectas

O. My. Fucking. GOD!!!!! I can't WAIT for next week's ep!!!!!!!

Your mom.

You're right. You're reading this wrong.

He can come back. We miss him.

Whose word should we take then?

lolz, yeah right.

It really has worked out fine.

You didn't have to dream. It happened. And it sucked.

Ask Bruce Campbell, or any of the other actors if they felt tortured

She's still crying out for Alps

lolz if you think the Evil Dead movies weren't torture porn.

New York CITY?!?!

PIZZA HOWSE!

Right after getting Human Target cancelled.

He's having his baby?