And if I seem offensive, it's because I…don't care.

I wasn't really trying to make a comparison, but if I wanted a more complete analogy, I would also suggest he watch in rewind, with the video and audio backwards.  And that he watch it upside-down, on his head, with the blood pooling in his brain, muddying his thoughts.

Try Newest First then, and start watching from the last episode to the first.

…But can he still fuck?

I don't feel like the pre-Lizzy Caplan episodes are really that bad that you have to skip them, but it's just watching TV.  Do whatever you feel like (if the first few episodes really suck, skip them, or if you start with Lizzy and feel a little lost, go back).

How does it have so many more votes (most of them thumbs down) than views?

Dude, it is STILL CRAZY that you even find Twelve remotely likeable.  That whole Julia Roberts thing alone should be repulsive enough, but the rest of the movie was also terrible.

That was still the worst episode so far, I think, but I don't think the show has it together.  I'd give it like a C/C+ average.

Ah, Even Stevens…the show that created a true monster (Shia LeBouf, not the girl, who IS hot).

That's one interpretation, but I prefer this one: It was suggested in the Spoiler Space that Bane wasn't so much a henchman as an accomplice.  Yeah, he merely only wanted to destroy Gotham because Talia wanted to, but it's not so much like a boss ordering her underling as it is a family member who performs drastic…

Raising Hope's squirrel rapist subplot was possibly both the dumbest and greatest storyline I've ever seen a sitcom.

It hasn't done anything spectacular, but what it has done is pretty engaging.  The cast is just very likeable and charming, especially the kid.  Good child actors are so rare, you need to enjoy their performances while you can.

I actually just asked Rowan about this, and he gave me a link this article, which basically lists all the websites that deal with videogames seriously and critically:

I actually just asked Rowan about this, and he gave me a link this article, which basically lists all the websites that deal with videogames seriously and critically:

Statistics are never misleading.  But the people reporting them certainly are.

Statistics are never misleading.  But the people reporting them certainly are.

In videogames, it's just way more fun to kill people than it is not to (generally).  But let's be honest, "war" in videogames is NOTHING like actual war.  People are obsessed with the gaming mechanics and environment, not the "open, armed state of conflict between two parties".

In videogames, it's just way more fun to kill people than it is not to (generally).  But let's be honest, "war" in videogames is NOTHING like actual war.  People are obsessed with the gaming mechanics and environment, not the "open, armed state of conflict between two parties".

NFL Playoffs never go as expected.  SO EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED:

I don't think Modern Family is "critically" acclaimed, at least not anymore and not by actual TV critics (i.e. people who don't run the awards shows).