Agent Freckled Hotness was particularly fetching at that moment, wasn't she?

"I've given this show numerous chances and I just really hate it…the actors are irritating and whenever someone gets me to give it another chance I never laugh once during an episode. Anyone else feel this is just truly bad TV and can't understand why everyone loves it so much?"

Doc Exotic Hotness
She played FBI Agent Exotic Hotness in the last Die Hard movie, the one where Justin Long said something about her like "You just keep her around for looks, right?"

The monster.com joke was definitely my favorite joke of the night, perhaps of the season.

Those commercials with the Juno-esque twee indie music with non-singing singing? Oh yeah, those are fucking great. Can you use HTML tags on here? I need to emphasize the sarcasm.

Sounds like you're suffering from Blind Bluesman Block, my friend.

Adam's hair looks like one of the bad examples in those Axe hair product commercials.

That was exactly what we said. I would have loved it if they had showed Scott in the background mouthing the word "crowns?" with a confused look, and then somebody leaning in and whispering, "No, he means 'Crayons.'"

Proposal for alternate nickname for Blindy McBlinderson: First and Second Eye Blind.

Box of 64 crowns?
I totally forgot to mention this in the Wednesday episode commentary, but did anybody else notice that Ryan pronounces Crayons "crowns"? The wife and I had a good laugh at that because we make fun of a friend of ours that also calls Crayons "crowns." Like Ryan, she's from Atlanta, so is that an…

Great list, made me chuckle. Flip the first two, though. Allison gave the best performance, both in singing and soulfulness. Adam's performance was very nice and my second favorite, but I think people are overrating it just because it wasn't overbearing and tasteless like his usual performances.

Throw in a little Edward James Olmos, and you're there. Also acceptable: Bill Murray.

I would like Giraud better if he could lose that "who farted?" look on his face, but I guess there's not much he can do about it, because that's just his face.

Megan somehow keeps getting worse week after week. She's all retro girl singer affectation, no talent. The worst part is that she is just what this competition needs, a sort of jazz/soul-inflected retro girl singer in the Duffy/Corrine Bailey Rae mold who is good looking and marketable. But, you know, good.

I said to my wife "He looks like fucking Kurt Russell playing Elvis."

I saw almost all of the episodes that aired, but the only joke I remember well is the one where Jonathan Slavin hires a prostitute to changes his bandages for him because he can't afford a nurse.

My favorite version of Whiskey River is the rip-snortin' rendition on Willie and Family Live from 1978 or so. It's too fast, in fact most of the album is too fast, but it sounds better that way.

Check ya later!

Oh you know that Slater-san's going to have a crisis of conscience and fuck everything up for Midnight Cowboy. You know it.

Because then they would have just beat the bad guys and taken the WMD instead of allowing an escalation of pursuit to carry over into next week, duh.