The dude with the Diary of a Country Priest avatar knows Psychonauts. Damn, I love the internet.

Psychonauts
If you had expanded the category to include video games, you could have included the evil theater critic Jasper Rolls from the excellent game Psychonauts.

Yeah, they should, like, kill themselves.

Stuck-up Riverdale punks, think they're too good for me!

Hey, why didn't you tell me the new issue of Weird was here? He-he-he, I love their hilarious send-ups of hit movies. Wait, this isn't Weird! Why, there is no magazine called Weird, is there?

Al Hartley was the Russ Meyer of Archie Comics. During his reign Betty and Veronica were definitely at their most jiggle-rific.

Moose's last name is officially Mason, not Malloy. Marmaduke "Moose" Mason, to be precise. However, I have also seen them, in the early days, give his name as Francis "Moose" McGonigle, and I actually like that better.

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That's Blue Lou for sure.

What I wonder is what's up with Ana Ortiz's teeth? Seriously, they're like the size of Chiclets.

If they make a movie adaptation of "That Wilkin Boy" I vote for Jesse "The Body" Ventura to play Mr. Smythe.

And how! Ain't that a ring dinger?!

This is bullshit
I would never wear that jacket. They make me look like a goddamn disco stud or something.

Hey Word Usage King, you can literally suck my balls.

If she marries Xavier Cugat, Jr., we'll know that's true.

I'm positive there was much more mocking of Blindy McBlinderson than there was of Growthy McGrowthyton.

Shit!

McCafe
That's "sippable diabetes."

Audrey Tautou
I concur with Doug Benson, who said of her, "She's cute as a button! I hate buttons."

I was thinking about watching it because of Jane Lynch, but the promo made it look a little too Fox Family Channel-ish. Besides, Deadliest Catch was on.