balloon knot or GTFO!

An F for FABULOUS!

Did I fuckin stttttutter!!1 EVERYONE… NOW GET TO THE CHOPPA!

Riff Trax it. Doesn't make it any better but…

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

I would still hit that ass HARD; and, yes, both of them

Your cock-suredness and hard-on persistence amuses me. Please, continue.

Meat curtains or GTFO!

Shriveled dicks or GTFO!

What's a four letter word for grab?

Man, Forrest Whitaker's weird eye stare nearly stole The Color of Money

You don't have to be smarter, just more wily. Sex advice from teh Sex Machine

IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT!
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GET TO THE CHOPPA!
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Remember when Suicide Girls were cool?

Pic burn time! Janeane so emo she cries when she HITS a red light. No, wait. Janeane's so white her gynecologist has to wear welding goggles.No,wait…

Wait this is an INTERVIEW. MUST… COMMENT… ON… PIC
Does this guy need glasses or is he a closet squinter? No, wait, where's the rest of Coldplay? No, no. The dude from Crank called he wants his hair back. No, better yet, excuse me sir, can you direct to me the husky section of Sears!

thanks, I was going for that late 90's AOL type name and well…

Oh Shit dog! That was me! Do you remember the time I mistook Concord NH for Lexington and Concord MA? Oh, good times, good times

LOL Cargo Cults, is there nothing they can't solve!