I assume Jon Voight's character drives a LeBaron.

You're like the Saw 4 of AV Club posters..

Doesn't 2/5 mehs mean it's pretty good. As opposed to 5/5 mehs?

RE: Edit: Man, that's as sad as seeing 200 puppies murdered. You can't even tell she's stacked.

He's foreign. I want him gone.

She had a face that I would call "annoying"

I read Ted Nugent memoirs after I read books like The Passion, so it all balances out.

Eh, I must be drunk already.

I pose this theory to you, AV Club. Courtney Cox was the hottest chick in the fucking galaxy in the 90's, Jennifer Aniston was great, but came up short to the greatness of Cox.

Not even the author.

This actually really isn't that big of a deal, and it actually doesn't sound that bad.

Oh man I haven't heard that name (Lil Romeo) in awhile. That's like when I walked into a convenience store recently and found out that they still make Sobe energy drinks. I thought we killed both of those things off around 2005.

As most nerds do about shit other people don't care about.

Yeah it's really unrealistic. And you need someone to portray a realistic president in your movie about terrorist taking the White House Down with Channing Tatum as your leading man.

Bill Clinton?

It's certainly not Brandon Routh, one of the few high spots of the movie.

Seems like that's still more of a problem caused by The Rat. Also Cyclops sucks. Like in general.

Seems like that's still more of a problem caused by The Rat. Also Cyclops sucks. Like in general.

Superman's high are comic book industries highs. For the Man Who Has Everything is just phenomenal.

I watched Dark Knight Rises recently. David S Goyer sucks, and I'm really not liking the idea of Nolan doing anymore DC movies.