Alright, so let me get this straight. So I gotta pay for a blow job, and
I gotta pay for a fuckin' hotel room too? Well that seems like I'm
spending too much money for nothin' I got a house. You can just get your
ass over and we could just do the blow job here. And can I wear the
'SCREAM' mask? The mask from…

Dude, where are you playing a 21 point game at? It's 15 or 12 for a second game. Unless you mean 21 the game involving free throws, but count stats for 21? That's a new low.

EXT. SOMEWHERE OUTSIDE OF
RUBBERVILLE
OFFICER STRETCHOSKI ARMSTRONG and BOB ELASTIC pull up to a Mexican drug cartel
hideout.
OFFICER STRETCHOSKI
Almost time to bounce.
BOB ELASTIC:
Yeah, you sure your heads right? We need you, I can't have you going in with
your head still in the clouds about [Stretch pun female name]
OFFICER…

Beat me to it. Also, see that The Weeknd's hype comes from 3 great albums not singles that were released for free, also that he's been judicious as hell about where he performs and how much he lets the press have. That's a young artist making moves and telling the world he's ready. And note that when someone does talk…

(Pairing up with The Weeknd would be a match made in blog heaven, and it
actually makes a lot of sense thematically, since they're essentially
two halves of the same romantically fucked-up whole.)

This summer I'm giving something back to the community: chlamydia.

Except not. Atheism is not a belief,

I guess I'm a top

Fuck you son.

AND CAN WE TALK ABOUT STEROIDS?! IT'S RUINING THE GAME!

I'm glad she stopped taking dumb downed roles like "Knocked Up", but I guess you have to play Hollywood's game so you can start financing some true movies like "One for the Money".

So in a regulation 15 point first game of the day game, Cube:
Made 10 points having a "hot hand" for the day
Pilfered the ball 10 times
and got either 10 blocks which is insane for Dwight Howard on an average day or more realistically got 10 rebounds

Shit, you know you're in the special needs area of the internet when someone ask you to check their post history.

Got here before me, but let me add "Home is Where the Hatred Is" and "Lovely Day" to the mix.

Er, not sure if you did, but there is still an errant "Shawn" in the wild. I suggest you look up "Shawn" in word and replace it with the appropriate moniker to avoid losing points.—-(Your English professor in college)

Jimbo.

Yep, I already moved onto datassupload.com and catpirate.org

Yeah, the talent here is awesome.

Luke's "You Suck!" produced the biggest guffaw from me. Damn that kid is good. Also liked how Alex was more or less Lisa to Claire's Marge. Also, about the c-plot, I'm pretty sure the dog was supposed to be drowning, but the dog they had, obviously trained, wouldn't/couldn't so they had to do lots of quick edits.…

Chevy Chase, William Shatner, Zachary Levi, and even Morgan Freeman.