Can we talk about how awesome Paris is? I mean, her malevolence was a little out of control this episode, even for a teenage girl, but I still adore her as EiC of the newspaper. 

I would talk about Logan but steam starts shooting out of my ears whenever I do.

Jess and Luke get the most Danes Anomaly sightings probably of any characters overall. God, I love that these boards came up with this!

Y'all are going to get me all teared up at work if you keep describing this scene.

That was some great physical comedy from Patterson too.

Sims got it bang on about Jess. I would even venture to say he's one of the most divisive TV characters ever - it's hard for me to name one other that inspires the kind of passion both sides have for and against him.

WASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can we agree that this cast just had too much pretty?

@avclub-acd0ce34e1e973cc95b5a4a588b9dc8c:disqus my day is made.

@avclub-ead6beaa36331665452ca75b4baa0177:disqus not sure if want? Though right now I am coming down on the side of want.

It is a truth universally acknowledged that one never drives faster than one sees.

To be played by Marion Cotillard in the Chris Nolan re-boot

Or Yakety Sax. Because, why not?

He's the nice character SCDP deserves right now, but not the one it needs. So we'll speculate about him. About his sexuality, his government connections. Because he can take it. Because he's a nice guy, a chill dude. The Bob Benson.

Emily Post says that when the entire wedding party is slaughtered, it is appropriate to take back your gift. But only if you send a tasteful wreath to the funeral.

Cat Stark is dead. LONG LIVE LADY STONEHEART!

"Michael Caine, at 8:00 a.m. today, someone poisons the garlic. Do not eat the garlic. More instructions will follow. Cordially, Future Michael Caine."

I've been saying for YEARS he is the only Disney Male worth dating. Sure, he didn't fight any dragons. But he seems more likely to take out the trash and make you laugh.

It's ok. I only just discovered I'd been pronouncing Edinburgh terribly. I'm sure it's true of many other cities.

I love this, if only because this is a show where male/male interactions are not the norm!