"I shtupped Marlene Dietrich in the Oval Office in 1961 with JFK and Joe Sr. watching!", by Larson E. Whipsnade…next, on 60 Minutes
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Anyone who pronounces fucking retard, fahking retahd, is a fucking retard.
Why do you assume one looks nerdy wearing these?
Add Thor to it and it's a sure hit.
And they're making more of these for what reason?
What rose colored whiskey bottle are you looking through?
She turned me into a newt!
Sean Lennon Saves the World
That whore, Diana Spencer, would be a stain on British honor if that country had any.
Well the report is very difficult to understand when foreign words like color, favor, labor, neighborhood, pants, sweaters, English muffins, aluminum, hood and trunk (car), corn, elevator, diaper, etc. are written in to throw off the British.
Wow, that Dana Carvey sure became a tool in his old age.
Spoken like a typical heterosexual male AVClub poster who has never eaten a woman out.
This is Scörpiöns
At first read I thought the headline said "Robert De Niro in talks to play Mason Reese".
Yes, Jane is adorable. Also, “than me” sounds better to the ears.
I saw this movie at the theater back then with a woman I dated for about a year. If I had a time machine I would go back to that time and break off that relationship about 8 months earlier.
Boston Marathon bombing jokes never get old! Fuck you cancer patients!
"And the idea was, the shark goes to the nearest man and then he'd start
poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark would go
away. Sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks
right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark,
he's got… lifeless eyes, black eyes,…
A homicidal Anthony Bourdain is redundant.