St. Patrick, like all male saints, was a nancy boy. Fact.

Also called:

"That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much
you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I
don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you! Go home and play with your
kids. You wanna work here - close! You think this is abuse? You think
this is abuse, you cocksucker? You…

You know, that Joan Severance sure looked good naked about 20 years ago.

My favorite LHOTP episode was was the one where Albert has a monkey on his back.

Jigaboos are very musical people.

Yes, Long Beach is a shit hole.

I too was in the St. Patty's Day parade scene in The Fugitive though I don't recall your friend being there. I had a lot to drink that day.

Kim's son, Randy West.

is that a real poncho…I mean
is that a Mexican poncho
Or is that a Sears poncho?

Kim West was my second favorite porn star of the 80's.

CHOCOLATE COVERED POTATO CHIPS!

I just hope whoever plays Caesar doesn't have a Bostonian/retard accent.

Back in the 80's I liked Coke Ennyday.

Peter Noone played a good Henry VIII.

Lou Brock died? Man, those Cardinals have had a rough week.

Redhead? What are you, over 28 years old?

The skit would have been funny if the cute little Chinese girl shoved a chopstick between Braxton's ears.

Lt., I hope your journal is made into a major motion picture starring Anna Kendrick who of course will reprise her snappy "Cups" video.

He'll just never get over his jealousy of Paul Newman.