Sounds like viewers who stuck it out with Dexter.

Like some male prostitutes, I too come to work with a rather elaborate network of trusses.

Sharon Ferrell was a dish back in the day. I doubt this is her child.

Hi Bob!

I like when my paramours address me as "Your Most Reverend Eminence".

Don't miss the premeire episode where Chad (Groom) goes to a scary Halloween movie with T'Sheequa (Bride) and her entire family!

Yes, I know somewhere between 57 and 59 percent of all American NHL fans and every one of them is a racist. It's especially disheartening to hear toddler NHL fans racist rants though they sure look cute donning their favorite teams sweaters.

Most people have two arms and two legs. There I go making generalizations about large populations again.

I hate when the liberal media takes my words in context.

I hope this is way better than "Matlock on Ice" I saw in Sheboygan, WI in 1998. That was six dollars down the drain.

Seeing the family Von Trapp clad in lederhosen made from drapery scared the shit out of me when I first watched The Sound of Music.

I give Katy Perry's tits an A-. That's all.

Antarctica is my favorite metal band.

By "several" you mean around 2% of the league are black. Most American NHL fans are racist white people. Just a fact.

I can live with that.

“sounds like a homophobic uncle doing a drunken impression of Richard Simmons, complete with lisps and frequent use of the word ‘faaaaaaabulous!’,”

"It's just that they may not have some of the necessities to be, let's say, a field manager, or, perhaps, a general manager."

I just remember Enron "Tenrun" Field. Plus Skilling's brother Tom has been the worst weather man in Chicago for the past 30 years. Looks like a gerbil.

I'd go with John, there were 23 of them.

Soccer is boring! Mahjong is where it's at.