I thought their mascot was Jeff Skilling.

As a White Sox fan, I love the Astros. Especially the 2005 version.

Both teams were very good for years after they moved to California in the 60's. Plus Mexicans hate fags.

If Gibson starts 2 games for them then Cards win in 7!

Noel Harrison died last week, this Harrison this week. Looks like Pawn Stars "Old Man" Harrison won't make it to Halloween.

I'd like to see "The New Matlock" starring Clint Howard.

I'm having my home painted and must have looked at at least 50 shades of grey from Benjamin Moore. I settled on biley splooge.

Nope

…nunchuku skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills… Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

"Broken Arrow" is the title of the episode where it's revealed that Oliver has Peyronie's disease.

The Dollmaker's liquid porcelain only filled up her head, therefore, no facial movements. Thank God she can still move her arms and legs.

I'm far from a fanboy of anything (okay, late 70's - early 80's Playboy Playmates comes close) but if any episode of Arrow deserved an A, this is the one.

Creep.

Welcome to swinging, swanky, sexy St. Louie!

The male equivalent of tits is a robust financial portfolio.

"You are blind as a bat, and I have sight!

Fiorello LaGuardia use to read the funny papers to me out on my stoop in Flatbush.

He looks like fun, I'd like to have a drink with that whale.

If you or a loved one has Mesothelioma or another Asbestos Related
Cancer, you may be entitled to damages from the responsible parties.

I'll tune in, but only if she can fly.