I've met many people with Boston accents not afflicted with Down syndrome and many people with Down syndrome not from Boston and it's impossible to tell them apart when speaking to one of either group on the phone.

I loved him as Rear Admiral Al Calavicci on Quantum Leap.

You forgot James Franciscus and Bradford Dillman.

They could call this movie"LepreShaun" if his character's name is Sean.

How much does this dude charge to be tossed?

Miley can lick my sledgehammer and sit on my wrecking balls anytime.

Why is there a picture of Mort, one of Bazooka Joe's gang, attached above this article?

My favorite episode of The Untouchables is the one guest starring Mohandas K. Gandhi.

Doesn't that nice boy have polio or something?

Another Albanian tough guy:

I'm looking forward to the jelly doughnut crime series set in Berlin co-starring JFK.

Actually, the god of weird dactyls would be Greek sounding.

Isn't that Shrek's wife on the right?

A picture of my pig daughter and an Amex Black Card, both strategically placed there to pick up hot women in their late 20's.

I really am Alec Baldwin and I look forward to the inevitable boot licking call from little Lorne Lipowitz.

See Charles Nelson Reilly live at the Winter Garden Theater in the uproarious Broadway smash, 50 Shades of Naahck -Naahck -Naahck -Nnnnnhunnnnn!

I loved Boo Boo. Yogi too.

I'm surprised Imogen didn't take this role since the word "poots" coincidentally means ass-play in Icelandic.

I just googled a pic of Dan's husband and no way is he hot. In fact, he looks sort of gay.

I'm looking forward to this musical comedy also starring the late Anne Francis and Francis the talking mule.  It will also include songs sung by Connie Francis and Francis Albert Sinatra, written by Francis Scott Key.