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You of course are referring to Black Magic Woman.

So was Bohemian "Rhap"sody.

'Another One Bites the Dust' was a hip hop song.

I once saw Queen and David Bowie cover "Ice Ice Baby".

Thank Lilith, this will finally end!

If you have to have an open shirt, I'd much rather see a couple of major-league yabbos.

"How are you? We are Uptown Girl. We are California's preeminent 1980s Billy Joel cover band."

My sister had a jacket like theirs when she was eight years old.  Same size I'm guessing.

Queen my dishes, please.

James Franco's bubby watched and had no idea who comedienne Sarah Silverman is.

Sammy Davis Jr.'s self-deprecating chortles and knee slapping after the "one-eyed Jew midget" jokes aimed at him before he jumps into Dino's arms and kisses him on the lips are getting a little stale.

The entire left side of the menu does include the Maryland fried chicken.

I'll hit you so hard, I'll kill your whole family

I remember when this happened in the 80's where half the Dallas Cowboys were taking PED's and died of AIDS. Thank God Jerry Jones and Troy Aikman rescued this team from that con man, Bum Bright.

The real Warren Oates fathered Mahalia Jackson's child.

Ann Arbor was a whore.

She's a fabulous singer, but everyone else seems afraid to say it, that Merry Clayton is kind of a cunt, right?

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Let me introduce myself. My name is
Rupert Pupkin. I was born in Clifton, New Jersey… which was not at
that time a federal offense. Is there anyone here from Clifton? Oh,
good. We can all relax now. I'd like to begin by saying… my parents
were too poor to afford me a childhood. But

That's quite an accomplishment, time to call you Big Dick.