I don't mind the burping, but Rick having schmutz on his bottom lip (sometimes green schmutz!) all the time still squicks me out.

I concur, because I categorize them by the coolest fight scene I can remember.

Lawful Neutral. They have a plan, and they don't give a rusty red rat fart what anybody thinks of it. Also, they are "of Bajor", so secondary concerns like the personal liberty of some people who aren't even from their planet barely register.

And FWIW, the A.V. Club did review every episode: http://www.avclub.com/tv/th…

Indeed it does, especially if you need to make a waiver wire pickup or a trade (most leagues I play in include a 1-2 day cooling off period, which can make things pretty tight if your targeted player has a Thursday night game).

It even fucks up fantasy football. As the commissioner of a league that gives more of a shit than most, I like to write a recap of last week's action once the scores are final. But as a lazy human being, I don't want to be forced to do it in the paltry 36 hours between Tuesday morning and kickoff on Thursday night. …

I think the hidden undercurrent to the boys' plotline is that Sensei Rick is a pretty savvy businessman. Confronted with a dissatisfied customer, he manages to address the complaint without changing anything, and dish out the physical punishment he craves in a perfectly reasonable (to the testosterone-addled male…

The moustache show was called The Good Guys, and it was hilarious. America whiffed on that one, as it so often does.

The minute that John Larroquette was the only human to survive being in the same room with the XRN, suffering only minor abrasions, alarm bells started ringing for me. The sheer number of unnecessary murders that robot commits militated against it being a coincidence. (Of course, later on it spares a little girl who…

Well, it's the home of the NAE, anyway.

Also notable, DuPage Co. is the home of Wheaton, IL — known (for a questionable value of "known") outside the state as the evangelical capital of the United States.

"Sonofabitch bastard I'll get you for this! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!"

Nick and Hank are simply working through the cases that show up, and a ludicrously high number of the random cases they end up responding to involve Wesen.

The one regret I would have about Peyton retiring with fewer Super Bowl rings than Eli is that he earned the one he got against my goddamn team, in their first Super Bowl appearance in 21 years.

Don't underestimate the importance of the era in which he's playing in discounting his greatness. The NFL has been systematically nerfing the DB position for the past 25 years.

For me the best part was when he circled in on the realization that, maybe it's not that the Midwest or investment bankers have anger-expression issues, it's just that John Teti was born a loudmouth who needs to shut the fuck up.

Something else that just occurred to me, in re: vast and indefensible territorial claims: http://en.wikipedia.org/wik…

Also if the incursion of the Alphas is their main problem why didn't they try to collapse the wormhole?

If China discovered an entrance to an undersea tunnel whose other end popped out not in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, but in the middle of Lake Michigan, I think the USA would be well within our rights to say, "Sorry, you don't get to use this tunnel, even if you claim your intent is just to sail through the Lakes…

I kind of wish "Inquisition" had aired after this one, in fact, because knowing that there's a Section 31 before Sisko does something skulduggerous diminishes the impact.