Where I'm from $100 will buy you an absolutely ridiculous amount of weed.

Take it one step further and pretend to be super-obsessed with the fonts they use. Nobody will even want to make eye contact for the rest of the night.

Enh, if you read the full article he walks it back a sentence or two later.

In two weeks they meet the Pack at Lambeau.

And yet I swear he was some writer's pet character because, much as he was a fuck-up on legs, the guy couldn't go three episodes without sleeping with a gorgeous woman. Including Deb, and Batista's sister.

Which is all the funnier when Clark Kent is drawn (or portrayed) as a 6'4", blue-eyed, movie-star-handsome wall of muscle working as a mild-mannered schlep of a reporter.

Then it really is like some of those old 1970s kung fu movies, where evil Shaolin monks would inexplicably sound like New York cabbies.

Which is a shame, because otherwise I thought they did an awesome job turning Batroc ze Leaper into a serious, formidable mercenary type.

AC3 started to have some good ideas, portraying the Templars as less than cartoonish, scenery-chewing villains, but seemingly couldn't decide on a narrative.

As @ComradePig:disqus points out, it's been doing that more or less since the beginning, but very few players are likely to have any real knowledge of the Crusades or Lorenzo di Medici. So it passed largely unnoticed except for the groan-worthy inclusion of Leonardo da Vinci as Ezio's personal Q Division, and even…

Yes, exactly.

I actually know a guy who was fooled by Captain Fooling No One, hard as that is to believe.

Brooklyn 99 is unusual to me in that it feels like it would be all-around stronger if the main character disappeared forever. Sort of like Lisa Bonet on A Different World.

Not if everybody else is perfect too. Then it'd be like the equivalent of a modern college degree: simultaneously mandatory and valueless.

Hey, you'll hear no argument from me that winning's the most important thing. Lead your team to 14-2 and you can wear your jockstrap over your face for all the hometown crowd cares. But when you're "in charge" of a clownshoes operation like the current Bears offense, I think perception counts for a lot.

For what it's worth, the Packers website just put up a photo gallery of all the team captains from Week 1 to this point.

You know that's a myth, right?

The liquor bottle should have a generic "XXX" on it, too.

God, what a play.

That Harbaugh, what a diva.