If Trojan or Magnum fail to slap their logo on the 10-yard-measuring chain they're fools for leaving money on the table.

Did they really? Jesus.

See if you can manage to wear some sort of big, yellow hat so we can pick you out of the crowd.

It's so cute when Eli wins at football. I know he's a 6'3" all-star athlete in the prime of his life, but his haircut and face make him look like he's eleven years old.

I don't know, the Packers have been one-and-done in the playoffs for the last few years, and I have a hard time attributing that to bad luck.

Who gives a shit? Well, a lot of people, honestly.

Sure, winning that game was out of the conversation. What was hilarious to me is how completely unmotivated—I might even say 'flaccid'—Cutler was out there in the face of that defeat.

The word 'but' doesn't belong in that sentence.

Fair enough. I probably made that up in my head out of whole cloth. Though you must admit that a stint in Forrest Gump-style leg braces would be entirely consistent with the ambulatory disaster that was Young Liz Lemon.

My memory is hazy, but don't we discover later that she did, in fact, wear some kind of corrective boot or brace during childhood?

If you're into the goth/punk look, you should go watch John Wick.

Green Peppers, yes indeed.

It must have been excruciating to watch. Even Collinsworth started chirping your guys.

I dunno about that, I had a great time.

I can think of a couple reasons:

Canadian. Kings of the North, remember?

None taken. A hearty "Fuck the Bears" right back at you.

As a Packers fan I'm looking forward to it. Not even because we're favoured to win, but because my frustratingly inconsistent team generally puts its best foot forward a) at Lambeau and b) against the Bears.

I know what you mean, I'm just picturing Andy Dalton actually needing to fight a bunch of escalators now.

I agree, are we suddenly thinking that was improvised? Looked to me like your basic trick play all the way down the line.