Sure. He just needs to move to Arizona and get a part-time job at an auto parts store or something.

Yeah, the slow erosion of Ava's soul in maximum security is a whole barrel full of chuckles.

And then he leaves it with the two well-meaning whores so they can get their $62.50 back.

You have to admit it was pretty satisfying to see Daryl Jr. get whacked in the face with the briefcase full of fake cash.

Do you really think that Dewey has more than the vaguest notion who Adolf Hitler is?

Nah, if you watch it again, by the time Danny pitches forward into the ditch Raylan has his gun out and pointed true.

That actually sounds like something I'd be interested in reading. Sort of a Godfather-style gang war.

Willikins: Combat Butler is deeply regrettable. They took a fun, interesting minor character—prim and proper butler who used to be a feared street punk—and made him into a sort of catch-all violent superhero.

Huh. Monstrous Regiment is the first DW book that I really, really disliked. Interesting.

Well, he straight-up invents the steam engine because an idea fragment slips into the world and manifests as a sort of goddess. This is still Discworld, after all.

Well, okay. But since everybody, including the highly trained Bashir, seems to think that he actually had a disability, I'm gonna go ahead and assume that he really did.

It probably wouldn't have been a better action movie, but a Lance Henriksen Terminator would have been a great horror movie instead.

>But not before leaving claw marks on the couch<

Ah yes, Fan Death.

I've figured it out. Mirror Ezri is, in fact, Laura from Kids in the Hall. She just traded her denim for leather and went crazy on the eyeshadow.

Only if that breeze is made of tachyons.

Mirror Ezri the Adorable Mercenary sounds like a pretty fun read, though personally I'd feel more threatened by a sleepy golden retriever, or perhaps a stack of freshly folded pillowcases.

It certainly features a clever re-use of the sets from Voyager, I know that much.

Except when they reveal that it was aallllllll a dreeeeeeaaaam. For chrissakes.

Yeah, they changed his character from "gifted, troubled artist" to "Hannibal Lecter + Kevin Spacey from Se7en" back in "Facets".