Real Episode Plot: Chakotay leads an away team to a hostile planet to find a missing survey crew.

House of Cards spoilers

Yeah. It was a fun goof, although it doesn't make a lot of sense given the rest of their setup. In flashbacks during the original Terminator we're told that the original infiltrators had rubber skin, and were easy to spot. Then the T-800 models looked like normal (albeit strikingly big) humans with a variety of…

Doesn't Bashir say something like, "at the age of six, I still couldn't tell a cat from a tree," or something like that? It sounds like he was genuinely disabled.

I'd love DS9 to have one of those little red-and-blue neon OPEN signs just blinking on and off into the darkness.

Riker actually had a sweet hammock that he strung up between the two arcs of that huge design-statement of a railing they had on the bridge.

He's actually a walking Writer Gag. One of the first.

Alternatively: IT'S REAL! IT'S REEEAAAAL! IT'S ANCIENT KNOWLEDGE!

Personally, I just think she's a cute girl where Terry Farrell was a beautiful woman.

Hah, that's kind of excellent. I lost interest in Nerd Poker a while back, but this might be enough to make me listen again.

Oh my god, The Renegades is the finest thing I've ever seen.

A bit ironic given that the source material for The Godfather was sort of schlocky at best, written by Mario Puzo as a naked cash-grab.

The Philly Dangerous Lunatic.

Or a colon! "Fuck: yeah? Discuss."

I liked it well enough at the time but I'll be damned if I can remember a thing about it.

Call it the Steven Seagal effect. Since he got old and gained sixty pounds he just ambles around his movies at a slow strolling pace, wearing an overcoat in all weather while the rest of the cast tells each other what a lethal badass he is.

Oof.

He finally transcended his human form into a luminous being made of pure charisma.

I dunno, "which" would imply that the dame in question is an object. That sounds exactly right for Sin City.

Sleepy Hollow is engaged in an active contest with itself to see how much silly ahistorical bullshit it can squeeze into every episode.