Point Break cannot be improved upon. To even attempt to do so would be to dishonor Patrick Swayzee's memory.

I can't think of anything I've seen in theaters less funny than that Despicable Me teaser they kept running… where the fat kid falls on the fake pyramid. We get it: Americans are fat, stupid, and they like Lynard Skynard. I could probably write an essay on how irritating I found that trailer.

…trying to wrap my brain around how David Lynch is involved in the Cleveland Show. This is fun.