I didn't read the article
I just need to know if Bono spun around with his arms out while looking at an overhead camera. Did he?

I would put 12 Monkeys a few spots higher on that list.

Saturday the 14th was a sketch on All That, I remember.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one to notice the "she's ugly" thing. Chase has still got it!

What year did The Happening come out?

"It's a pipe!" is my favorite line from the episode.

I'll bury the hatched completely if you provide some explanation. Seriously - I'm curious as to how I earned that distinction.

See, I would have figured this guy for a Chaplin fan.

*to it. Damn it teadoust, you were right when you said I was the biggest fucking idiot on this site.

I'd really like to see him lose a lot of weight, if for no other reason than to see the right's reaction it it.

Jesus teadoust I was just joking. About not reading any of it, I mean. I read it, and you're an asshole.

None of us are real..

Wait a second - Why is Trebek picking the categories? This is bullshit.

Diabeetus, how many times do I have to tell you you can't kick intangible concepts such as incest in the nuts?

I'm the real Karatloz, but thank you.

Hey! Why the Dave Berg slam?

They don't serve beer in hell, Tucker.
They serve torment.

The trailers for this
already seem dated. Maybe it's not Moore's fault, but his other movies have always been ahead of the curve, whereas this one seems to be about things that people were pissed off about 6 months ago.

Jackpot!

The idea of hating Jim Breuer so much that you want him to commit suicide is hilarious to me for some reason.