Sauna Energized. Awesome.

Can you show me where on the doll it touched the kids?

Adam does a different kind of minstrel show. Blackface?  More like assface, amirite?

Riiight, the headphones…

I thought "The Stupids" proved the "loud & obnoxious goes unnoticed" theory.

"YYZ" was Geddy's crowning vocal acheivement.  He will never improve upon that.

Peggy Lee!

Paula Patton: Never a bad thing.

3 Guns II Furious: Tokyo Drift

Language!  There are smurfs present!

"Who keeps using all the astringent?"

It's like being found dead of auto-erotic asphyxiation.  It's an ultra-embarrassing thing that everyone will think about when your name comes up.

The Harlem Smurftrotters?

We all suffered that indignity.  Just think, right now you probably know or are acquainted with someone who paid money to see that.  The shame, the shame…

Let's not go crazy here. Manos and Monster a Go-Go provided comedy gold, however inadvertently. Sandler has done nothing but wank for a generation of douchebros.

Your momma so smurf, that when she smurfs with a smurf, there's a smurf in her smurf while she's smurfing this other smurf.  That's smurfed up.

Bill Simmons? No. Just no.

Supperman, that was the one with Wallace Shawn?

Something something rubber duck.

What a relief, I thought this was another Star Wars alt-title.