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LizLemon
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My ex broke up with me at the end of December, so it's been 6 months and I've had no interest in dating since. Not because I still have feelings for him, but just…because. I don't know. I want to date again, but I can't muster up enough energy/enthusiasm to go through with it.

Watching the "Trainwreck" trailer the other night, I was thinking, about damn time Hader got a leading man role.

I never had any attractive professors in college. I demand my money back!

I had a threesome last month with a couple. It was great, fun was had by all, etc. The gentleman of the couple is out of state for a few months for academic purposes, but the lady is still nearby. The stipulation they have is she can explore her bi side as long as he's present. She and I text/flirt a lot. We've tried

Maybe she's alive but brain dead? Who knows. Anything is possible on a Lifetime soap.

I'm hoping the guilt will consume her so much that she confesses. It seems as thought it already is eating away at her, based on her reactions to Mary's behavior in this episode.

There's discussion of a wrongful death lawsuit in the previews, but given that Quinn's hand had blood on it, I'd say Mary is 99% deceased.

I can't wait to see Shia go down in flames.

One of VH1's trashy dating competition shows featured a contestant who gruesomely murdered his wife after the show was done taping; the season never saw the light of day. An eliminated contestant on the last season of the Bachelorette died after being voted out while hang-gliding on the "vacation so your loved ones

All of it, which is bad considering our deadline is moved up a day because of the holiday. I just don't caaaaaaare.

Because I live a very exciting life, I'll be going to the laundromat to clean my comforter! I also need to backup my hard drive because my laptop is showing signs of age/I can only operate Windows in safe mode.
WOOOO HOLIDAY WEEKEND

Hoping my boss will approve two days later this month so I can do a couple of day trips within the state. I'm so burned out but can't take a full week off due to my role in the company.

Ditto to "terrible" and "PR people."

On Wednesdays, we wear pink!

Could you imagine the debates between him and (I'm assuming) Hillary? TV gold. They would make "binders full of women" look like child's play.

My (elderly, conservative, thinks we live in a socialist hellscape) coworker sincerely thinks Donald Trump will be a better president than Obama. Riiiight, because his foreign policy experience is so impressive.

I love that movie - not even a guilty pleasure. I just plain love it.

Also going to finish up OINTB this weekend - four episodes left, I believe.
I'd like to see Magic Mike XXL, too, and Mad Max, which I've yet to see and it's just getting ridiculous. Maybe a MM double-feature? I'm thinking male strippers first, post-apocalypse after.

I know a lot of male TV critics who are all in on UnREAL, so you're not alone.

At the end of the episode, I thought for sure she was masturbating to Adam's sex tape.