I'm about to start reading Kristen Johnston's memoir, "Guts." I've heard good things about it and have been trying to get my hands on it for a while.

Jesus, I'm so sorry Lincler. All the internet hugs to you.

This stuff is a miracle cure. It might sting a bit initially, but it works so fast.
http://www.walgreens.com/st…

Farewell, EU Martha. Thank you for always providing us a place to air our shit.

Jay Z, Missy Elliott, Kanye, T.I., Ridin Dirty, Walk It Out, Miss New Booty

I'm a Yankees fan. Feel free to throw things at me.

I'm not always good about doing it, but I try to write 3 good things that happened each day - it can be as big as "I got a raise!" or as small as "I'm reading a really good book."

I know I've mentioned this before, but I'm thankful for the improv community that has been incredibly welcoming; as my sister said after we went out to drinks with many of them: "You've found your people."

I've given both shows a try, at the behest of my loved ones, but they just did nothing for me. I'm hardly a hipster, and the idea that I don't watch something I might like because my friends/family found it first couldn't be farther from the truth.

-Caught up on all my trashy Bravo shows yesterday afternoon.
-watched "Dazed and Confused" for the first time and was pleasantly charmed by it.
-Despite Michael Bay's involvement, I watched "Pain and Gain" and found it decently entertaining. I could have watched a whole movie about Rebel Wilson and Anthony Mackie,…

Lost and Game of Thrones. I get their cultural relevance/popularity, but I have absolutely no interest in either. Friends and family are constantly trying to get me to watch, but I refuse. Same with Community.

Classy. Like this season doesn't have enough misogyny as it is…

As she would have wanted it, I'm sure.

According to an interview with Probst on ew.com, he announces it after everyone has voted.

I missed this; who did you meet?

He doesn't reveal it until AFTER he votes; when Jeff says, "I'll go tally the votes," Dan gets to stand up and announce he's used his second vote.

This season could easily be called "Survivor: Mansplaining, Misogyny and MRAs"

Rodney is all weightlifting muscle, which doesn't translate well to the physicality of Survivor challenges, unless it's who can deadlift the most.

Out of the three people on the jury so far, I think it's within reason to see them voting for Shirin.

I would much rather be at Ponderosa with Hali, Joe and Jenn than on the beach with these assholes.