I want to go back to school sometime soon and get my a Master's in Library Science, but I still owe a shitload from undergrad and make pennies for a salary, so I think it's gonna have to be put off for a long time/until I get a higher-paying job.

My grandfather is in hospice, has been since Friday. I went to see him last night and it was really fucking hard to see him like that, and to see my mom react to seeing her father like that.

Elle King - America's Sweetheart
Say Anything - Cemetery
Katy Perry - Hot N Cold
Drake - Started From the Bottom
Jason Mraz - Shine
Fall Out Boy - Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting
Vampire Weekend - Run
The Eagles - Hotel California
Hey Monday - Homecoming
Paramore - Miracle
Little Big Town - Girl Crush
Bleachers - You're…

Yes. Yes I would.

That's probably not going to happen anymore…my grandfather is in hospice :(

Females are strong as hell!

Hmm there's a chance I may be in NYC this weekend…

They alive, damnit!

-Like everyone else, I watched Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, although I think I'm only on episode 8 or 9. I absolutely adore it, and it kind of fills the 30 Rock-shaped hole in my heart. I find Jane Krakowski much more tolerable here than on 30 Rock.

Having attempted to consign clothes at a Beacon's Closet-esque place, I can confirm that it's just as demeaning and financially pointless as Broad City portrayed it to be, right down to the snotty salesgirl.

I could see if it was the other way around, but the Donald Duck look doesn't make sense to me.

Hmm very possible.

Guilty as charged.

Jeff having to stumble over, "The second person voted out of Survivor: White Collar, Blue Collar and No Collar is…" sounds so clumsy and ridiculous.

…I didn't even realize there's someone named Sierra on this cast. I guess I need to stop playing Candy Crush while I watch.

Max's skinny dipping is one thing, but Shirin's pantsless dishwashing was just…odd, especially given the fact that she nearly slipped and fell.

Oh, I dabble in the trashiest of trashy. My current fix has been Dance Moms, and I mainline Vanderpump Rules when I'm at a home that has Bravo.

Technically, they're in an open relationship, so initially I was just going to go out with/hook up with the guy, but he mentioned his very hot girlfriend is into threesomes, so I was like um, yes please. I put it on the back burner when my ex and I became official in October, but now that I'm a free lady, I'm gonna…

Thanks for the advice! I'm making bagged rice - see aforementioned laziness/motivation - and it's THE WORST. I have a Bed Bath and Beyond gift card…maybe I should invest in a rice cooker.

There's a possibility I could have a threesome with a really hot couple I met via OK Cupid last summer…but they happen to live on the same street as I do. Small world and everything. Their proximity makes me slightly hesitant. What say ye, idiotking?