(Hopefully the last) Unsolicited Breakup Update:
It was a month as of Monday. I'm doing okay, I guess. The crushing depression is gone; I don't think I've felt that horrible feeling in about a week, and I'm only taking one Ativan a day instead of 2 or 2 1/2. I just have the occasional pang of sadness when something…

Romantically? I'm thinking Souza. He's the only one who sees her as an agent versus a glorified secretary.

That made me so excited. Chuckie Lee, Dorothy Jane…and all the other two-named kids.

I had quite a pop-culture filled weekend because of snow:
-Watched all four new episodes of Parks and Rec (bawled like a baby at the end of the last one)
-Watched six episodes of the first season of House of Cards
-Watched Louis CK's HBO standup special from 2013
-Watched all episodes of Agent Carter that have aired…

I don't remember the specifics, but I know it was a poorly-kept secret that Rob Lowe and Amy Poehler DID NOT get along. That may have been a contributing factor…

She was really doing it for me in her white power suit with that red lacy thing underneath.

I get that closure is this nonsensical, nonexistent concept, yet I still crave it in situations like this. Brains, man.

As awful as this has been, I've been trying my hardest (with the support of my therapist and psychiatrist) to not be That Girl. The last thing I want to do is come across as desperate or needy. I know that the logical side of my brain will win out and I won't actually contact him, but like I said, the temptation is…

Thank you so much for that thoughtful and honest response. This is, indeed, my first real heart-melter of a break-up. I'm getting a bit too emotional at my desk, but your second paragraph was so insightful and encouraging. Just….thank you.

I love torties! They have the best personalities. She sounds like she was a great companion to you throughout the years.

It does. I really lost interest through the middle, but the final three are really awesome.

I take yoga at my gym, actually! I haven't gone in a while, but I'm going tonight before work and I'm looking forward to it,

I'm sorry to hear about the passing of your cat, but I'm glad to hear her passing was peaceful.

I've had hair of varying lengths and I always do a full bend when drying my hair. I've always been able to make it work in the bathroom, though, regardless of size.

I want to sign up for some intro to improv classes, but my financial situation is pretty dire, so it might come down to groceries/utilities versus improv tuition.
That's really good advice, though. Maybe a day trip is in my future.

Damn, my reply got eaten in the black hole of Disqus.

I know a 50-ish mother of two who's dating and living with a 28-year-old. He's closer in age to her daughters than his girlfriend. He's also a raging asshole and incredibly immature, so the sex must be pretty good.

My situation is kind of unique in that I write for weeklies and monthlies, and we don't put any of our content online, just electronic flipbooks of the physical papers. I am in charge of the publications' Facebook pages, which has proven to be frustrating in trying to get our readers to engage with us on there.

I, sadly, recognized her from a lone episode of L&O: SVU she was on. I think that's a sign I need to stop watching marathons of SVU.

Saturday, I got suckered into a L&O: SVU marathon on USA and watched at least seven episodes. I did take a break to catch up on Brooklyn Nine-Nine and watch Chris Hardwick's recent hour-long special (just kind of meh), but then I watched two more SVUs before bed.