This is, if I recall, his third time in the SYTYCD audition process, so I can see how he'd be disenchanted/bitter and not want to return.

My sister has gauges (the "official" term for the earrings Cyrus wears) and she said that once they're as stretched out as his are, it takes plastic surgery to return your lobes to normal. Hers are small enough that, if she takes them out, the earring hole shrinks down to practically nothing, but once you stretch them…

My sister has gauges (the "official" term for the earrings Cyrus wears) and she said that once they're as stretched out as his are, it takes plastic surgery to return your lobes to normal. Hers are small enough that, if she takes them out, the earring hole shrinks down to practically nothing, but once you stretch them…

I, too, was sad to see Praying Mantis and Mariah (blonde krumper) go home. I thought Mariah did a decent, definitely passable take on Sonya's choreography. Hopefully she comes back next season because she is so talented.

I, too, was sad to see Praying Mantis and Mariah (blonde krumper) go home. I thought Mariah did a decent, definitely passable take on Sonya's choreography. Hopefully she comes back next season because she is so talented.

I was shocked about Adrian's cut, too. He didn't appear to make any missteps, and then all of a sudden Nigel says, "We have to cut talented dancers. Bye!" yet no girls are sent home. Very odd.

I was shocked about Adrian's cut, too. He didn't appear to make any missteps, and then all of a sudden Nigel says, "We have to cut talented dancers. Bye!" yet no girls are sent home. Very odd.

Let's see…
-Started reading Eleanor Henderson's "Ten Thousand Saints," which is great.
-Continued my almost non-stop listening of Grace Potter and the Nocturnals' new album
-Watched "Falling Skies," which has its faults but it's great mindless summer entertainment.

Let's see…
-Started reading Eleanor Henderson's "Ten Thousand Saints," which is great.
-Continued my almost non-stop listening of Grace Potter and the Nocturnals' new album
-Watched "Falling Skies," which has its faults but it's great mindless summer entertainment.

The last CBB I listened to was the Nick Offerman one (maybe from February or March) because I found Paul F. Thompkins' Werner Herzog incredibly grating and not funny at all. I know PFT is highly revered in the podcast world, but I couldn't hit stop fast enough.

The last CBB I listened to was the Nick Offerman one (maybe from February or March) because I found Paul F. Thompkins' Werner Herzog incredibly grating and not funny at all. I know PFT is highly revered in the podcast world, but I couldn't hit stop fast enough.

I like Aukerman just fine; he was enjoyable on this week's "How Did This Get Made?" and I like him as an interviewer. It's when the second half of the show really gets into the absurd stuff that I lose interest. I'll give the best of '11 show a try, though.

I like Aukerman just fine; he was enjoyable on this week's "How Did This Get Made?" and I like him as an interviewer. It's when the second half of the show really gets into the absurd stuff that I lose interest. I'll give the best of '11 show a try, though.

Sometimes I think I'm the only AV Club reader who doesn't like "Comedy Bang Bang." I've tried multiple times to get into it, but to no avail.

Sometimes I think I'm the only AV Club reader who doesn't like "Comedy Bang Bang." I've tried multiple times to get into it, but to no avail.

I'll take a Debbie Allen stank face over J. Lo any day.

I'll take a Debbie Allen stank face over J. Lo any day.

I was visiting a college friend in Queens, and the friend accompanying me kept saying, "I picture Queens looking like Hey Arnold." She wasn't incorrect.

I was visiting a college friend in Queens, and the friend accompanying me kept saying, "I picture Queens looking like Hey Arnold." She wasn't incorrect.

I eat my sugar cereal
But it makes my teeth bacterial
Something-something-something t-t-t-too much fried food!
Ahhheeeoooo, killer tofu
Ooooeeooo, killer tofu!