A guest on Rob Cesternino's podcast (don't remember who) indicated that Jonas got the "winner's edit" in the first episode, giving pithy soundbites despite not being involved with much of the goings-on. He cited past examples of this edit, Sophie being one of them. I know Survivor fans/analysts love their conspiracy…

Agreed on all points. I thought I was one of the only ones who wasn't foaming at the mouth for her. She seems like she has a stank attitude and I don't find her gravelly voice appealing at all. I think I actually scratched my head last night when the judges gave her a standing O.

That was my immediate thought as soon as her new 'do was unveiled. I think if it wasn't so sleek and was mussed up a bit, the comparisons to Mama Kardashian wouldn't be so strong.

Charlotte Sometimes (horrible stage name, BTW) needs a gigantic slice of humble pie. I was so hoping Lex would turn around and sock her in her surgically-reconstructed jaw. Not to mention the affected accent she puts on when she sings makes my skin crawl.

Blerg, I had a feeling Adam would be fired since I saw a preview for him appearing on Leno this week. Too bad…his comic relief will be missed.

Wouldn't it make more sense for Troyzan to let everyone defer to cray-cray, racist, awful Colton for a while? Then he can step up and say, "Hey guys, we're letting this bigoted child boss us around; let's get rid of his crazy ass."

Ugh, you count Alicia as "eye candy?" Woof.

"Not to be overly dramatic, but if Phil wins over Hollie, Skylar, Erika or Jessica, I will kill myself violently."

If I recall correctly, she was born in Liverpool and now lives in Texas. Or maybe her parents are from Liverpool? Something like that.

Isn't that just for this week, though? That's the vibe I got from Ryan's announcement last night.

My sister and I had the same problem with Trix and Froot Loops as kids…green turds for all! My mother solved this problem by painstakingly picking out every green piece of cereal in each box. Why she didn't just stop feeding us these cereals is beyond me.

I allow myself one Froot Loops binge a week because I can only smile and pretend I enjoy oatmeal with craisins so much.

Even though 95% of this shit sounds inedible, my stomach just audibly growled as I was reading. Only two hours 'till lunch…

I'm the farthest thing from a yuppie, but goddamn those Take 5 bars are delicious. 

An awesome home life, devoted wife, beautiful daughters, whiz at piano playing and painting….and a giant penis.

Randy's speech and general persona reminds me of an elderly man in the early stages of dementia.

Also glad Erika made it through. She reminds me of a pre-celebrified Kelly Clarkson; big voice and terrible fashion sense.

Something is definitely off with that guy. Everything about him, from the way he walks to the way he felt the need to undress on live television, is unsettling.

With the advent of text and online voting, I think DialIdol is pretty much null and void. Thank god, because the thought of hearing Brielle and Eben sing again makes me want to cry.

I'm outing myself as one of those weirdos who knows too much about celebrities' children, but the older of Amy Poehler and Will Arnett's adorable ginger kids was an extra during the birthday party. Way to go, Archie.