Disappointing…
I can't believe one of your questions wasn't "You fucking own."

So negative!
A.I. is inevitable, but war isn't. All they have to do is teach the machines how to love.

Actually…
Is a movie really "lost" if it exists, but just hasn't been released on DVD yet? Especially if it CAN be found on VHS?

Day the Clown Cried
I liked the remake, "Life is Beautiful." And that one's remake with Robin Williams.

80 Blocks From Tiffany's
If you've seen that, you'll forgive Gary Weis any transgression.

It's not as good as you remember, in no small part because the whole "Holy shit! This is on a NETWORK?" factor is gone.

"Oh! Streetcar"
"Zoo Animals on Wheels"
"Bye Bye Greasy"

Except the two bands' trajectories were nothing alike.