I imagine that Hillary Clinton gave up on being Secretary of State because she was tired of hearing that on foreign trips.

Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins!

I thought it looked like fat Shawn from Psych.

More like The Wurster Show, you mean.

3-D with Wes Anderson's color palette? Sold.

The AV Club has ROUNDLY REJECTED prior comment approval!

…Lord of War, too.

Someone spent money collecting that information. Google isn't magic.

The Minotaur vs. Lombard Street

Well, Washington D.C. was built on a swamp. And in the War of 1812 the White House burned down, fell over, and then sank into the swamp. But the second White House stayed up!

You're doing a public cervix with these puns, sir or madam.

It doesn't really matter. Companies are idiots if they think that every pirated show represents a 1-1 loss of sales, but they aren't going to be complaining when more people are paying them money for a service they already provide that costs them very little per new user.

I felt like there was a scene missing in the Jeff-Pierce plot. Jeff was caught texting Annie about getting out of there, but then immediately admitted that he actually wasn't having such a bad time. The plot would have worked if there were actually a moment where he changes his mind and stops trying to leave, or if…

We'd be a lot more upset with Leno if he insisted on doing a nude scene in every episode.

There are other wipes besides star wipes, Spielbergo! Or is your film editor too unionized for you?

You joke, but apparently the next Assassin's Creed is going to feature whaling.

Great advice that is now useless to the generation it educated, because who keeps their phone books anymore?

That was an awesome episode, which like several others mentioned here, had it had aired today, people on the internet would have complained that it was a waste of time because the show was supposed to be about MacGyver fighting criminals and terrorists.

That white supremacist ghost wasn't a ghost at all! It was Old Man Henderson in a white sheet and a pointed hat! And I don't think he's a grand wizard, either!

James and the Giant Keach?