I am imagining him presenting his license to practice law, and it's the same piece of paper as his "permit" to slaughter and cook Tom the pig.

I am imagining him presenting his license to practice law, and it's the same piece of paper as his "permit" to slaughter and cook Tom the pig.

That line would have been way better if it had used the proper injective hypersubjunctive semi-imperfect bilopositive verb tense for describing your memory of a sober vision of a possible predestined unavoidable drunken future.

That line would have been way better if it had used the proper injective hypersubjunctive semi-imperfect bilopositive verb tense for describing your memory of a sober vision of a possible predestined unavoidable drunken future.

You can't just say your defining characteristics! Your words lack nuance! That makes me feel angry!

You can't just say your defining characteristics! Your words lack nuance! That makes me feel angry!

Ah yes, "Al-Qaeda".

Ah yes, "Al-Qaeda".

No, Oswald was trying to steal the Jack Ruby!

No, Oswald was trying to steal the Jack Ruby!

If Ed Asner wants to be part of your generation, are you going to turn him away? Fuck no.

If Ed Asner wants to be part of your generation, are you going to turn him away? Fuck no.

But there's nowhere to go from that picture but down!

But there's nowhere to go from that picture but down!

Six exorcisms and a criminal prosecution!

Six exorcisms and a criminal prosecution!

You think you can change things? In CHICAGO?

You think you can change things? In CHICAGO?

"Louie Louie, oh, oh, we gotta subvert the democratic way of life and inspire our youth to sin…"

"Louie Louie, oh, oh, we gotta subvert the democratic way of life and inspire our youth to sin…"