Weirdest damn interview I've ever been to…

Weirdest damn interview I've ever been to…

Stallone is an Oscar-nominated writer, remember?

Stallone is an Oscar-nominated writer, remember?

Hey, can someone who sees it relate to me exactly how forced the delivery of those lines comes across in the actual movie? Or if they were just filmed for the trailers?

Hey, can someone who sees it relate to me exactly how forced the delivery of those lines comes across in the actual movie? Or if they were just filmed for the trailers?

It's okay. I never wanted to be a firstie anyway. I always wanted to be… A LUMBERJACK!

It's okay. I never wanted to be a firstie anyway. I always wanted to be… A LUMBERJACK!

Here comes the funcooker!

Here comes the funcooker!

<bigredletters>NO</bigredletters>

<bigredletters>NO</bigredletters>

The world is doomed to suffer more unfaithful film adaptations
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OF DICK

I actually cannot watch the Washstache scene without thinking of that gag reel take.

I actually cannot watch the Washstache scene without thinking of that gag reel take.

I always thought that line was "Lox vomit". Huh.

I always thought that line was "Lox vomit". Huh.

Rabin can't enjoy porn where the girl gives the slightest indication of being a MPDG.

Rabin can't enjoy porn where the girl gives the slightest indication of being a MPDG.

Yeah, we gotta CHANG around our memes from time to time.