Now, if they had an Newswire titled "We love the new GCB pilot, and here's why you should too…"

Mr. Miyagi says: Wheldon, Wheldoff.

She's getting a spinoff, too! It's called HOW I MET YOUR MODOK.

"I spell Quarma with a 'q-u'."

The thing is, I don't think it will make that much more money than any other popular superhero movie. There's diminishing returns for how many superheroes in a movie before it becomes all the same. I doubt it will make as much as Dark Knight.

The crown doesn't bother me one way or another. Iroh sent that message to Zuko, right? So he is capable of leaving his cell whenever he wants, or else he just has some White Lotus friends around to do legwork. Iroh could have recovered the crown years ago (dunno how he got into the buried town, but hey, he's Iroh!)…

But with download sales, the label can see that people keep buying older albums from the band while they're in a creative rut. New people can get interested in the band through its archive of content, not just its new album of dubious quality.

Oh yeah, government supported child-defenestration, incest, GAYS!, vampires, gangsters, hockey, gangsters, gangsters, and so forth. That will go over well in Congress.

Lately, everyone's been talking about how the disparity between Oscar movies and money-making movies is as big as ever. The big movies are terrible schlock, and the good movies are ones no one sees.

@avclub-d155e6847d268061f3d8cd008a44a202:disqus  : You're imagining it. Just like you imagined Bat-nipples, the Bat-credit card, Mr. Freeze's ice puns, Bane in name only, and so forth. What a crazy imagination you have.

I Know Why The Caged Hagbard Laughs?

Oh, that's why I keep spotting an Observer on Stephen Colbert's shelf.

"Where's the playbook, Larry?
Where's the playbook?
You're entering a world of pain, Larry."

@avclub-9100f62da920f630bd63e8ee5d1cf002:disqus : I was surprised that Steve Buscemi directed. I would have thought he'd be out of his element.

What's up with 30 Rock and mascots lately? The Phanatic, Mr. Met, and Leap Day Williams all in a row? 

The system works! Huzzah! The AV-Signal has shined in Gotham's darkest hour.

Miss Daisy!

Guess what? Now Gary Friedrich has to call Ghost Rider "Flaming Skull Guy on Motorcycle" too!

I'm Ron Burgundy…?

Okay, we will.