I'm just gonna be totally honest here: I'm really fucking sick of the imbalanced-nudity-on-Game of Thrones discussion that takes place seemingly every week in the comments. We get it, there's a lot of female T&A and not a lot of male junk. It's such a minor part of the show and the significance is not even remotely…

Reek, yeah. Missandei, well, let's just say I wouldn't have minded spending a few more minutes with her…

Never have I been happier to learn that Nathalie Emmanuel has been upgraded to series regular for season 5.

I've got nothing. Just holy fucking shit.

And why does Ross, the largest friend, not simply eat the other five?

Or it's a Mad Men teaser, in which case you have no idea what the fuck is going on and it's awesome.

Littlefinger's creep level is definitely OVER (6)9000

I do the same thing any time I accidentally read a spoiler. I try and convince myself it could mean something else or happens differently from what I've read. I've done this to varying degrees of success, and it takes a lot of willpower to eliminate it from your mind.

I've always wondered what a "power rankings" of the top fighters in Game of Thrones would look like. We all know generally the elite players, but it's sometimes hard to tell who's really better than who.

Holy goddamn shit, Maisie Williams is 17 years old? What the fucking fuck

Eh, I still consider a few characters to be too "good", or better known as "audience favorites", that would completely and utterly shock me on a more-than-Ned Stark level: people like Arya and Tyrion. As much as the hook for the show goes anyone can be killed off, I still don't really believe that until it actually…

I don't know how anyone watching anything higher than PG-rated with their parents. Even mere PG-13 Adam Sandler sexual humor would be too much for me.

"In a world where both happened in the same world…. well let's not kid ourselves, I'd probably shove my tongue down your throat too."

If they were worried about her saying "fuck" but not killing a man in cold blood, they'd only be following the lead of the MPAA and various other ratings agencies.

Not gonna lie, I saw the nudity warning and then the Dany scene started going where I thought it was going, and I put 2 and 2 together, unbuckled my trousers, and then… WHAM COCKBLOCK SCENE CHANGE

That was some deep, Plato-esque shit right there. Not only is Arya a badass in the making, she has the mind of a soon-to-be-great philosopher. What a combo.

9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB

It's that attention to character development in even the most minor, irrelevant characters that makes GoT so enthralling.

I've never doubted my sexuality more than during that speech. And I'm as pussy-loving straight as Daario's motherfucking erect penis when he got naked in front of Dany.

Fucking AIDS ruining everything…