I actually wouldn't put it past NBC to retool Parks and Rec as a serial killer drama about a city councilwoman going postal on her town. Probably try pairing it with Hannibal or some shit like that.

And don't forget the remix!

I would call that more like a win/loss, but to each his own.

Needs more breakfast.

Yeah that was sorta uncalled for, Todd. Although if you did already read that sorta-kinda-spoiler, you might as well read the rest because there's nothing else that could qualify as a spoiler afterwards.

It's weird to me that the AV Club would feel the need to provide an extraneous show notification for an article about Breaking Bad, of all shows. I mean, if you read this site and went to the trouble of following the shows you're interested in, a simple cursory statistical analysis would suggest that there's a 99.87%…

I hope/think you're wrong, but we'll see. Hanley's injury certainly doesn't bode well for the near future though.

Don't be hating on the Dodgers, Todd. We're legit, and we're here to stay.

Stopping time is the dumbest superpower ever? WTF? Have you not seen Click!?

I have scene that seen too and agree with you

So what was up with the lack of a Sunday WoT? Without it, I was greatly concerned that my world was breaking down in front of my eyes and reality was but a dream, wrapped in my own solipsistic whirlwind of a mind.

This is my new Facebook cover photo: https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.a…

Alright, what the fuck, I can't ignore this any longer.

Second Seasonman

In fact, it is literally impossible to get a double digit score on the SAT. You start at a base of 800, and even if you answer every question wrong (which deducts 1/4 point for each wrong answer) you would still end up with a 200, which is the base minimum.

Also if she just had a lesbian threesome with Maggie and Sloan, that would be great too.

So, in summary, SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMS

This entire comment thread deserves its own Commie or something. Holy fuck are you guys funny as shit. Seriously more than makes up for actually laboring through watching the show.

@Kumagoro:disqus I would buy the shit out of a shirt that actually has that. Internet, please make this happen.

I (almost) never watch soccer, but when I do I shamelessly and extremely jingoistically watch and cheer on the US of A. And they have been kicking some motherfucking serious ass of late, so let's keep it the fuck up!