Ooh, the only way that could have stung more is if you'd invoked the name of Burl himself. This gimmick is definitely feeling existential, now. Let's see where this goes!

I will take that as a vote of support.

Well, maybe, if Larry's right. Or maybe I'll keep at it. That would be even winkier and more ironic, I think. Stayed tuned!

Well, then, I will look that up. But you're wrong: if they already covered it, then my winky ironic crusade is already a success!

Guys, I have nothing to say about this movie or its commentary track, but this seems like as good a place as any to kick off my glorious Campaign to Convince the AV Club Editors to Cover ABC Family's Upcoming 12 Dates of Christmas, starring Zack Morris himself, Mark-Paul Gosselaar, and Amy Smart (who is not Sarah…