TIME MAY CHANG ME
BUT I CAN'T CHANG TIME

Uma Mcpoyle?

Wreck-It MILF is going to be funnier than anything Seth Macfarlane says tonight.

This. All my friends bet on sports and the Oscars are the one time I actually know shit, so I'm betting on them instead.

TO THE NUTS!

Going to write a spec for a spin-off called "Everyone's Bangin'" starring Winston.

Gone Baby Gone represent!

David O. Russell is one of my favourite directors, so the fact that he's made a complete movie that I will never be able to see (called 'Nailed') is really frustrating whenever I think about it.

I'm conflicted. This looks undoubtedly shitty but I laughed like, three times. I might as well give up, buy a bag of cheetos as big as my head and watch I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry.

STEP AWAY FROM THE DAUGHTER.

These two parts haven't helped me make my decision between Jennifer Lawrence and Jessica Chestpains at all. They were both so great.

Except…she's never drunk in that movie…

This is way more funny than any of the previous Between Two Ferns episodes. The only one that wasn't hilarious was the Naomi Watts one.

Highlight of the night: David O. Russell and Jennifer Lawrence in full bitch mode when Emmanuelle Riva won best actress.

I wish that everyone would shut up about Enlightened. The more people tell me to watch it, the longer I'm going to put off watching it.

Really? Judging by what others have said then I'll watch the pilot and this one and see if it catches my interest.

So is this show actually worth watching then? Because I don't want to start catching up on fifteen episodes worth of "meh".

I now refuse to watch a Justice League movie, or any movie for that matter, unless it features the line "OHHHHHH MY BALLS DARKSEID DIES!!!"

(possible Primer spoilers)

What the fuck does a photo of Melissa McCarthy and Robin Williams have to do with any of this?