I don't hate Terrence Malick movies as much as I hate the over-earnest, teenage poetry-esque way that fans talk about Terrence Malick movies.

I don't hate Terrence Malick movies as much as I hate the over-earnest, teenage poetry-esque way that fans talk about Terrence Malick movies.

I'm totally cool with that being the impression I give.

I'm totally cool with that being the impression I give.

I honestly refuse to believe this film isn't boring as shit.

I honestly refuse to believe this film isn't boring as shit.

Mine is K19: The Widowmaker.

Mine is K19: The Widowmaker.

I'm excited about this solely because I recently watched Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy and can now recognise Strong's incredibleness.

I'm excited about this solely because I recently watched Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy and can now recognise Strong's incredibleness.

I probably couldn't pinpoint a whole section, but on rewatch I could definitely trim around fifteen minutes of individual scenes. It just felt bloated.

I probably couldn't pinpoint a whole section, but on rewatch I could definitely trim around fifteen minutes of individual scenes. It just felt bloated.

He's one of the biggest surprises this year in On The Road. Same with Sam Riley. If that movie was fifteen minutes shorter it'd be one of my favourites of the year.

He's one of the biggest surprises this year in On The Road. Same with Sam Riley. If that movie was fifteen minutes shorter it'd be one of my favourites of the year.

If the final monster is anything other than a regular size Sweet Dee dressed as godzilla, I want my money back.

If the final monster is anything other than a regular size Sweet Dee dressed as godzilla, I want my money back.

Who's bored enough to reel off a list?

Who's bored enough to reel off a list?

HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD BOLD FONT

HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T KNOW WE HAD BOLD FONT