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Last Action Hero is awesome.  The kid knows F. Murray Abraham is a bad guy because he killed Mozart.

Last Action Hero is awesome.  The kid knows F. Murray Abraham is a bad guy because he killed Mozart.

Fool! Have you never seen Baron Munchausen?

Fool! Have you never seen Baron Munchausen?

Oh no! Tasha, don't feed the trolls!

Oh no! Tasha, don't feed the trolls!

Oh shit, I forgot about 12 Monkeys!  Damn you AV Club! Damn you all to hell!

Oh shit, I forgot about 12 Monkeys!  Damn you AV Club! Damn you all to hell!

You should definitely see Chunking Express.  It's beautiful and amazing.

You should definitely see Chunking Express.  It's beautiful and amazing.

South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut, Three Kings, and Jackie Brown.  These are the three best 90s movies I wish had been on the list.  Great job, though.

South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut, Three Kings, and Jackie Brown.  These are the three best 90s movies I wish had been on the list.  Great job, though.

Three Kings is awesome.  Way way way better than "Desert Storm movie with Clooney, Wahlberg, and Cube" has any business being.

Three Kings is awesome.  Way way way better than "Desert Storm movie with Clooney, Wahlberg, and Cube" has any business being.

I was (turned out) unreasonably pro-JLo after Out of Sight came out for a long time.  It wasn't until Gigli that I finally stopped defending her.

I was (turned out) unreasonably pro-JLo after Out of Sight came out for a long time.  It wasn't until Gigli that I finally stopped defending her.

What's in the baaaahhhhhx? NGYAAAHHHH!

What's in the baaaahhhhhx? NGYAAAHHHH!

Love all three of those, and South Park should definitely be in the top ten, though I don't hold out much hope.  The movie was at the time and remains to this day better than any episode of the show, which has had some truly great episodes.

Love all three of those, and South Park should definitely be in the top ten, though I don't hold out much hope.  The movie was at the time and remains to this day better than any episode of the show, which has had some truly great episodes.