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While I'm happy that the Coens had four movies make the list, it seems pretty disgraceful that not one (not even the greatest movie of all time, Lebowski) cracked the top ten.

While I'm happy that the Coens had four movies make the list, it seems pretty disgraceful that not one (not even the greatest movie of all time, Lebowski) cracked the top ten.

I always called him "Surly guy" as he always manages to out-surly Surly.  My favorite moment of his was in "Meet the Be Sharps" when he tells Marge, "I doubt my teenage son or daughter would be that stupid"

I always called him "Surly guy" as he always manages to out-surly Surly.  My favorite moment of his was in "Meet the Be Sharps" when he tells Marge, "I doubt my teenage son or daughter would be that stupid"

In Soviet Russia, Braces need Lisa!

In Soviet Russia, Braces need Lisa!

She never cooks, she keeps a filthy house and she speaks profanely. She's the queen of the harpies! Here's your crown, your majesty!

She never cooks, she keeps a filthy house and she speaks profanely. She's the queen of the harpies! Here's your crown, your majesty!

After tonight's episode, I've decided that I can't wait for Walt to be killed.  He's become a truly reprehensible human being with no redeeming qualities and his death will be awesome and well deserved.  He's not charming like Tony Soprano or operating under a different set of moral values like Vic Mackey, he's just a

After tonight's episode, I've decided that I can't wait for Walt to be killed.  He's become a truly reprehensible human being with no redeeming qualities and his death will be awesome and well deserved.  He's not charming like Tony Soprano or operating under a different set of moral values like Vic Mackey, he's just a

His application was denied.  Personality conflict.

His application was denied.  Personality conflict.

I get here earlier if I use the carpool lane

I get here earlier if I use the carpool lane

Pfft.  Why would anyone go see these geezers when Darby O'Gill and the Little People play 3-4 Vegas shows every week?

Fausto's breakfast burrito is way better.

Yes! I read through this entire comments section hoping someone would tell me I didn't hallucinate that guy!

Futurechimp, you continue to be my one true hero. Don't ever change.

My mom says I'm cool.

I was denied entrance to Cedar Point as a kid for wearing an "I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?" t-shirt.  Never tried wearing it to King's Island, though.