No, it's week. They spelled it correctly the first time.

Does Cookie Monster get default firsties on all of these articles?

We used to play nickel a point games of cribbage when I was in training or out on field exercises in the Army. It definitely seems like the further you get from the North-East, the less likely you are to find people who know how to play, though.

Me too, but I mapped it on Google maps. If I cut south-westish to Woodhaven, then down Woodhaven to Forest Park and across the park, it was about four miles from the theater to my house.

I saw Moon Over Parador by myself, at a theater in Forest Hills, and then walked home to Ozone Park (a walk of about four miles, through some pretty sketchy neighborhoods), but I remember the movie and that walk home quite fondly. It's by no stretch a 'good' movie, but I liked it.

Maybe. I heard it for the first time about a month ago and instantly loved it. And two of the three songwriters credited with it are gay, so I don't think it's quite as cynical as all that.

If the rides at Schlitterbahn were covered with barnacles, sure.

The millionaires aren't going to make less - it's all the craft services and other behind the scenes folks that are going to have to take a pay cut. If any of them complain about it, Fox news will just lambaste them for being a bunch of greedy parasites, destroying the industry. It'll be just like Hostess.

It's been more than 6 years / 60,000 miles. She gets serviced somewhere else these days.

It's sad that here, on the day after "Follow Your Arrow" won the CMA song of the year, we still have blatant homophones on this site.

Idaho!

That's still obligatory here, right?

Friday, Dec. 19: Fuck Jay Leno.

I was going to argue, but all the albums that I like more are Ferry solo projects, or one-off partnerships, so I can't.

Oh, they've already been dismissed, they just haven't left yet.

I grew up in NYC, and left in '89. I moved back for a year in 2013 and was kinda . . . disgusted? disappointed? something like that - about how polished and cleaned up everything had become. All of my favorite places had gone from seedy little dives to shiny shops selling postcards of their 'bad' old days. I guess…

Are you sure that isn't Paul F. Tompkins on the cover of that game box?

And she was on Herman's Head. She's kinda adorable in a weird way.

For the waitresses in their Daisy Dukes.

Maybe he took them out and waved them around?