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I deserved that. Let me take off my glasses so you can punch me.

I hate to be the guy who read the book guy, but I'm a guy who read the book, and that movie was an abomination.

I remember FNT being used in a beer commercial years ago. Coors Light, or Miller Lite, or Bud Light. You know, one of those shitty beers that I drink exclusively.

Like all people who got music from Columbia House or BMG, can I assume you did not pay them a penny, and got a series of stern collection letters that you ignored?

As a Vikings fan, your butt smells and I don't like you.

Did he have The Cancer?

My favorite part is when they go into the meaning of the words "Aurora" and "Colorado".
Grizz: "You had to sign your crime, didn't you?"
Dot Com: "You're the one who gave me those Monk DVDs."

My favorite part is when they go into the meaning of the words "Aurora" and "Colorado".
Grizz: "You had to sign your crime, didn't you?"
Dot Com: "You're the one who gave me those Monk DVDs."

Okay, here goes: Vanilla Sky. Few movies have been derided more, but damned if I didn't really enjoy it. Yeah, Vanilla Sky.

Okay, here goes: Vanilla Sky. Few movies have been derided more, but damned if I didn't really enjoy it. Yeah, Vanilla Sky.

I have never made any comment regarding typos/grammatical errors in an article, but holy shit, there are a lot of typos/grammatical errors in this article.

I have never made any comment regarding typos/grammatical errors in an article, but holy shit, there are a lot of typos/grammatical errors in this article.

I agree, Scruffylove. As a single 31 year old male who shudders at the idea of having my own children, a couple of funny little kids, for about 2-3 minutes a week, roughly 12 weeks a year is just about perfect.

I agree, Scruffylove. As a single 31 year old male who shudders at the idea of having my own children, a couple of funny little kids, for about 2-3 minutes a week, roughly 12 weeks a year is just about perfect.

"A bit terrifying"? His head went through a window, and he he was essentially raped. That would probably land in my top three terrifying moments of all time. Full disclosure: I'm a giant pussy.

"A bit terrifying"? His head went through a window, and he he was essentially raped. That would probably land in my top three terrifying moments of all time. Full disclosure: I'm a giant pussy.