The Who will open with "Sea and Sand".

They should just call it, "House Of Where Did All The Good Movies Go? Who The Fuck Wants To Watch Roller Boogie?"

They should just call it, "House Of Where Did All The Good Movies Go? Who The Fuck Wants To Watch Roller Boogie?"

"Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo."

"Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo."

Where's Lobsters?

Where's Lobsters?

Hey Slater, you fuckin' hippie, give me drugs, man. We just bagged your mom.

Hey Slater, you fuckin' hippie, give me drugs, man. We just bagged your mom.

Anne Bancroft had a wooden leg?

Anne Bancroft had a wooden leg?

This show will make it more like, "pounding fathers".

This show will make it more like, "pounding fathers".

That blast came from Kirk Cameron! That thing's operational!

That blast came from Kirk Cameron! That thing's operational!

I caught Lawrence a month or two ago in the theater. The restoration is really great. It was made clear how well it was in the scene on the shores of Aqaba. The ripples and bubbles in the waves hitting the beach were very clear.

I caught Lawrence a month or two ago in the theater. The restoration is really great. It was made clear how well it was in the scene on the shores of Aqaba. The ripples and bubbles in the waves hitting the beach were very clear.

Also, Ken Osmond (Eddie Haskell) is not Alice Cooper, nor is he John Holmes.

Also, Ken Osmond (Eddie Haskell) is not Alice Cooper, nor is he John Holmes.

[Don Rickles guffaws]
[Dean Martin slaps knee, spills some of his drink]
[Bob Hope walks on unannounced] "Mind if I play through?"