Just think, somewhere in America someone has that framed in their living room.

Am I the only person who could never get those things to work?

Codpiece!
That story might make up for his paintings.

I like Dead Again, as cheesy as it is. He wasn't the star, but he was in that and didn't make me want to kill myself.

My least favorite trailers start with "From the producers of…" like anyone fucking cares who bankrolled the film.

Silly String got drafted.

@ricin—if you want them to come back headless, that is.

I wore fanny packs when I was 10! I was doomed from the start.

Also, I'll never understand the appeal of wanting to spend money to dress like a decade known for its terrible sense of fashion.

Ban, anything is in style if you wear it ironically.

Eye, the first of those has a Simpsons title (from the good years) based off of it, so I'm pretty sure it will always be remembered, at least as trivia.

Sorry, Rush won.

There was a poll released recently that asked Republicans who best represents the GOP interests and should lead the party. Sarah got less that 1 percent of the vote (Newt won, btw).

Roy—exactly. Imagine if she looked like Janet Reno.

I can't believe
I watched all of that. I must be really bored.

You know, I kinda wish we had Barry G around now.

Ban, but if they get divorced, we will never stop hearing about the losers they are fucking! And they'll probably each get their own dating show.

He's right! We're so lame!

We're still hearing about her because the tabloids need to fill up whatever space is not taken up by John Minus Nine.

Did Semi-Pro make money?