Clearly we wasted if playing video games.  Also drinking.

I'm sorry.  I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut.

I'm sorry.  I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut.

Please do not bang your head against the case, it contains a very rare Mary Worth in which she advises a friend to commit suicide.

Please do not bang your head against the case, it contains a very rare Mary Worth in which she advises a friend to commit suicide.

@TheTuckPendletonMachine:disqus

@TheTuckPendletonMachine:disqus

@avclub-ef7d8ff636c7f5e86f5e63b5acfd2859:disqus , please please tell me what that was from.  For the life of me I can't remember.

@avclub-ef7d8ff636c7f5e86f5e63b5acfd2859:disqus , please please tell me what that was from.  For the life of me I can't remember.

Mostly, no.  However, Chris Farley as Riker is hilarious.

Mostly, no.  However, Chris Farley as Riker is hilarious.

Ah, the dreaded lower half admiral.

Ah, the dreaded lower half admiral.

Of all the problems Voyager had, Tim Russ was not among them.

Of all the problems Voyager had, Tim Russ was not among them.

"I used to do blow off hookers' asses on Risa with your father"

"I used to do blow off hookers' asses on Risa with your father"

MORE SPOILERS, SERIOUSLY FOR LIKE THE WHOLE SERIES

MORE SPOILERS, SERIOUSLY FOR LIKE THE WHOLE SERIES

Well great, those books are ruined forever.