Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole.

Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole.

Death…  by Bongo Bongo!  'Member that joke?

Death…  by Bongo Bongo!  'Member that joke?

I said he'll flip ya.  Flip ya fer real.

I said he'll flip ya.  Flip ya fer real.

Nobody steps on church in my town!!!!!!

Nobody steps on church in my town!!!!!!

The servant waits… While the master baits.

The servant waits… While the master baits.

Game, blouses.

Game, blouses.

Jesus… Built my hot rod!

Jesus… Built my hot rod!

I'm a teacher and the kids I have come in with such an assortment of baggage it's frightening.  We're expected to be parent, mentor, disciplinarian, supprter, teacher, and sounding board for these kids while their parents worry about how they can trade someone their food stamps for cash so they can buy booze and…