What about the hooker party at Joel's house in Risky Business. College girls can smell inexperience like dog shit!

Yeah, fuck 'im.

My mom used to buy these bagged subs with some kind of lunch meat and shredded lettuce from the K-Mart cafe all the time! Especially when she was there to buy my school shoes. *hangs head in shame*

Dis is BEAUTIFUL! What is dis, velvet?

I'm Tom Tuttle from Tacoma, Washington… So fight, fight, fight for Washington State…

One word… SUBDIVISIONS!

Who was the "Official Official of the Week" (OOotW)?

It sounds a lot like the score from 48 Hours.

A bunch of us teachers went to see "Bad Teacher" after a few drinks one night. Does that keep it from being a flop, too?

When you look closely, when he pushes the car back over, the side isn't damaged.

From Ghostbusters…Dr. Evo Shandoor. That's the one for me!

Major Powers says we're supposed to die right here in a loud and grotesque manner.
I don't give a FUCK about Major Powers!

Now THAT'S a fucking classic!

I've got just two words… faga beefe

So was it Basement Tapes that broke Extreme then?

I was always disturbed by the "Snoopy shot down behind enemy lines by the Red Baron" portion of It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! The eerie music and war-time imagery and sounds… scarred for life!

"I'm surrounded by assholes!"

Goddamit! I just finished commenting about Pennywise in the monster scores piece. He just scared the fuck out of me again!

Pennywise scared the fuck out of me when I read IT for the first time. That is all.

Shop at Macy's and love me tonight.