If you've ever seen the documentary Breakfast With Hunter, it shows how original director Alex Cox wanted that scene to be animated. Thompson loses his shit over the thought of his words being turned into a cartoon, and rightfully so.

Or Lester Bangs.
Thompson is just exactly the kind of gleeful, viciously anarchic writer that you can obsess yourself with when you're young and angry and looking for some kind of fuel that the everyday couldn't ever provide. Then you can just as easily dismiss him once you've grown older and become more inured to…

And Christina Ricci as the Jesus-freak Barbara Streisand fan Del Toro has his way with.
Playing a teenager who gets fed LSD, "penetrated in every orifice" and then abandoned in a Vegas hotel room? Still not as humiliating as appearing in Bucky Larson.

G.I. issues can cause diarrhea, abdominal pain, bloating or constipation.

They've been using that "best since Some Girls" line for about thirty years now, haven't they?

Half sunk, James Franco's visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read

I feel the same way about The Rolling Stones. I remember seeing "Bridges to Babylon" in record stores and wondering just who was buying it. Apparently the album went platinum, so some people must have liked it. Or was it all just nostalgia (there's that word again) from die-hard fans and Stones completists?

To be fair, Sean Connery does everything hazily.

Yeah, pretty much. To paraphrase Gabriel Garcia Marquez, nostalgia is a poison.

There's a radio station in my town that just cycles throught the same two or three hundred songs. Nothing new. Just stuff like Journey, Kansas, Loverboy, REO Speedwagon, the same shit that people have been hearing for decades. And yet people I work with tune in to it every day to hear the exact same songs. You…

Stop believin'.

You're gonna get banned.

AVN-award winning porn star Felicity Foxxx.

POLO!

This dude:
http://www.thumbtackpress.c…
Brian Taylor, aka Candykiller. I really like the old style "rubbery" cartoon look.
I uh, I'm not going to ask about your avatar.

THE NOT-SO-BOX OFFICE WIZARD OF OZ
Magic Oz wizardry fails to work box office magic for magical land of Oz

Your account still hasn't been deleted? Dammit. I shouldn't have bet on the "under."

there’s a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I’m too tough for him,
I say, stay in there, I’m not going
to let anybody see
you.
there’s a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I pour whiskey on him and inhale
cigarette smoke
and the whores and the bartenders
and the grocery clerks
never know that
h…

My mom still calls me "her beamish boy."

(ponders charcuterie)